Sorry About The Downtime
No, our site didn't crash because of overwhelming traffic (Ha! That was a good one, John. Thanks, Other John). I stupidly let our domain name registration expire.
So, if our site was briefly replaced with giraffe porn during the last week (and you could actually tell the difference), things are back to normal. For some of you, that may come as a disappointment.
I guess you'll have to get your jollies elsewhere.